There once was a Welshman named Dave,
And the C pawn was definitely his fave!
Up the board it roared,
His opponent was floored,
He insists the English is a rave.
Once on the black side, Sicilian:
Its venom is almost reptilian!
But with Rossolimo abound,
In the endgame Dave found,
That the C pawn is sometimes a silly one.